The Amazing Type-Writer

A pocket type-writer of finest manufacture, at an incredible (and limited) price!

Until May the 20th, 2015, all Amazing Type-Writers will be sold at the rock-bottom price of $0.99! This deal can not be beat! Get yours today! Get one for your mum! Get a dozen! You can afford it!

• Record your thoughts & textual doodles for posterity on high-quality cardstock!
• Post your cards to the prestigious Typewritten Gallery!
• View the works of others, and unabashedly type on their cards!
• Promote & post your favorite cards by "pressing-and-holding" any work on the Gallery!

The engineers at Doormouse Mfg. have at last combined the latest in mobile pneumatic tubes technology with the highest-quality typewriter swing-arms available—and for a fraction of the price of the competition.

Only a limited number of the Doormouse Mfg. Amazing Type-Writers will be produced. Don't miss your chance to own the highest-quality pocket-sized type-writer currently available!

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Doormouse Mfg. recommends all Amazing Type-Writer owners contact your local dealership or service station for regular, completely gratis, warranty servicing. In addition to standard lubrication and tune-ups, an official Amazing Type-Writer repairperson will provide your Type-Writer with several new mechanisms:

• Full compatibility with the newest Operational Systems;

• Dynamically reconfigurable typehead and cardsurface, to support larger mechanisms currently in fashion: as large as 4.7" (size 6) and 5.5" (size 6+), as well as the "classic" sizes 4 and 5;

• Improvements to pneumatic tube operations: guaranteed fewer clogged tubes and mangled cards;

• General fixes for jams and non-operation situations;

• Completely complimentary spit-polish.

Repairs and upgrades performed through an authorized Amazing Type-Writer reseller or certified service station are fully warrantied and guaranteed. We cannot be held liable for unlicensed repairs or aftermarket modifications. The Doormouse Mfg. Amazing Type-Writer contains materials known to the state of California to cause cancer. Limit one per customer. No substitutions. 11 11 23 5 7 17