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This Aint Even Poker, Ya Joker

by Doghowl Games Ltd.

  • Games
  • Paid
View on the App Store
Rating
4.6
150 ratings · US storefront
Top 95%among 231 Games apps
Last update
Sep 28, 2026
Version 1.1.2
Size
349 MB
Category
Games
Tracked since
Oct 10, 2026

Estimated revenue

A model estimate with a likely range, not a reported figure.

No estimate. Apps outside the grossing charts, and some countries, have no reliable rank-to-revenue curve, so we show nothing rather than a guess.

How this estimate is made

Rank: we take the app's best Top Grossing rank on the latest chart day. Category ranks are converted into an equivalent overall rank, because a #10 in Finance earns far less than a #10 overall.

Curve: that equivalent rank is read off a rank-to-revenue curve anchored on public company revenue and market-data reports for the US iPhone App Store.

Country: the curve is scaled per country (Japan is roughly a third of the US, Türkiye under 1%). Where we have no scale, such as China, there is no estimate.

Range: the likely range widens with country, category and chart depth. It is a plausible span, not a statistical confidence interval.

Not included: ads, payments outside the App Store, and any difference between gross sales and what the developer keeps. Low confidence means indirect data; medium means several independent sources agree.

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Screenshots

As shown on the App Store listing.

About this app

Text from the App Store listing.

Welcome to This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker - a unique incremental idle clicker where you flip cards to earn money, grow your hand, buy new decks, unlock powerful upgrades, discover new cards, and more. Can you defeat the Jester and escape the carnival?
Steam: Very Positive, 89%

GROW YOUR HAND
Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!

GET UPGRADED
Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!

GO ON EXPEDITIONS
Once unlocked, you can send your minions on expeditions to discover new otherworldy cards with powerful benefits. Upgrade these missions to provide even more powerful benefits as you progress. You can even unlock missions to destroy cards from your deck that you don't want, to ensure every hand is exactly how you want it.

ASCEND TO GREATNESS
Make a deal with the Jester to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? But this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.

ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS
You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?

What’s new

Release notes for the latest version, as written by the developer.

v1.1.2
Original · root
  • minor bug fixes

Rank history

Daily position in the Finland charts. #1 is at the top.

Best rank
#26
Current rank
#26
Days charting
3 of 7

On the charts today

Small & simple score

How realistic it is for a small team to build something like this.

74/100

Not flagged as small & simple

  • Developer size10% · 25

    Developer: 5 apps on the charts

  • Audience size100% · 20

    Ratings: 150

  • App size60% · 10

    Size: 349 MB

  • Price model100% · 15

    Price model: paid

  • Demand proof100% · 30

    Best rank #2, 39 countries

An indicator, not a fact. We can't see team size. Calculated Oct 24, 2026 · method i2

How the score works

Version history

  • 1.1.2LatestReleased Sep 28, 2026